Must you people resort to posting sex videos and pictures just to gain more visitors to your blog? Enough with the Edison Chan and Gillian Ching sex pictures already. Have some dignity for heavens sake. Yes, sex does really sell but talking about it and posting pictures of it are 2 different things.

I admit I do talk about sex sometimes but hey, at least I don't go around posting any pictures of it and even though they are censored, it still does not make it any less worse than it already is. So please to all you bloggers out there, have some dignity and respect for yourself and hey I'm a guy but I'm really disgusted when I see good blogs posting pictures of it up there.

And you know what, I 'danged' every single one of your post that has those pictures posted in it and really I ain't regretting it. Cause you know why? I think we bloggers have to have at least a certain level of principles that we should follow because if not, we aren't going to be respected by anyone anymore.

Stomach: Screw you chinesey me! I'm getting fatter and all you think about is food!
Romantic me: 2 weeks left till valentines and I still don't know what to do.. Shall I bring her to mamak? Special mah...

And what does this tell you? I so need a life......

Anyways, this year's Chinese New Year will be a bit different from the previous years. This time, we'll do it steamboat style yeah baby! As far as I can remember, we've never held a steamboat reunion dinner before and it's gonna be so cool! It would be cooler if I could get my camera before it though.


Knowing that we will be having a steamboat dinner, my grandmother had to be the joker she is:

My grandmother: I boiled pig soup for the reunion dinner
My mother: But we're having steamboat
My grandmother: But your son likes it ma
My mother: We're having steamboat.. Don't boil don't boil
My grandmother: Ok loh
My mother: Steamboat already has soup in it loh, why you go and boil pig soup
My grandmother: Steamboat got soup one meh?
My mother: ........ Son, if your grandmother boils the soup, you're gonna have to drink it all
Me: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Why can't we just have steamboat with that soup in it? New recipe mah
My mother: >.<

*I really don't mind trying it though*

I do! If you don't know what I'm talking about, do check out the toilets in The Gardens, Midvalley on ground floor and you'll know what I mean. Enough hype about the RM2 toilets in KLCC, now its the RM5 toilets in Gardens. Seriously though, who the heck would pay Rm5 to use the frigging public toilet when just one floor above, it's free!


If you could ever afford a RM5 toilet, you can afford your very own personal mobile toilet which your servants would carry around everywhere you go, or better yet always on call from you! Come on, with RM5 I could get loads of things such as 2 cups of the new Cornetto McD ice cream, 5 cones of McD sundae, 5 boxes of Dentyne chewing gum, even 25 times use of a 20 cent toilet!


But still, maybe they do provide high end class items and services in that certain toilet which I have deduced to a few of these things that might or might not be in it!

- Workers that washes and wipes your ass bum after doing your business personally
- After your big job, a group of people will surround you while congratulating you on your 'hard' work
- Prostitution Services
- Massages will be provided during the entire session so that the process will be much smoother, especially during 'hard' times
- Water provided might be induced with either Calvin Klein perfume or Lancome depending on the genders
- Automated masturbation machine which can be activated at anytime the patrons desire a sense of relief from sighting a hot chick/hot guy
- Prostitution Services
- High-end technology in toiletry whereby it sucks up any excrements from the human body automatically straight from the source and converts it into any form of item which the patron can choose to give their loved ones as a souvenir

Now, wouldn't you really wonder......

You know, I have always wanted to have a chat with God ever since I was a wee lil kid. When my friend sent me this link, of course I was eager to check it out. I mean, how cool would it be to be able to chat via msn-like with God. So here was my conversation with God....


And it just got really weird....


I think I really do need to repent........

You know to many different people, Chinese New Year has different meanings. To some, it means to get together with family members and just catch up with one another. To others, it might be a season where we come to remember our ancestors and pray for their well-being on the other side. To the singles and of course younger ones, what else is better than angpau during Chinese New Year.

The anticipation of the money collected from your relatives somehow provides an orgasmic feeling whereby the thought of getting free moolah's are well equalavent to multiple orgasms. Sometimes, we get alot and sometimes not much but still at least there are some right. And another thing that people always always expect would be the food! Glorious, fattening food whereby it IS the season to eat and get fat and oh woe is me..


Just when I am finally beginning to lose weight, Chinese New Year comes. Damn you traditions! Seriously though, if you think you can escape from the clutches of relatives forcing food down your throat don't even bet on it! The only thing you can do, is sit down and quietly eat till your stomach explodes or in the least unlikely moment, a baby alien starts squirming out of your stomach aka Aliens.


Anyways, this really isn't what I wanted this post to be about. Chinese New Year is supposed to be a joyful and cheerful season but sadly, not everybody gets to celebrate it as some of us lucky ones do.

For the family and the ones that lost their friends and relatives in the recent bus accident, My sympathies to you and just so you know I will be supporting your cause in the fight for justice and especially for the younger ones that had such a bright future ahead of them. They could have been the future leaders of the country that will lead us into a better life but sadly, these mutha fucking son-of-a bitches assholes couldn't care less to be at least a little responsible.


So I'm dedicating this post specially for you,

"Chung Lern and Nian Ning’s families would like all families and friends of the victims, dead or alive, in the Slim River Bus Crash to come forward and join them in taking action against the bus company. Stand up to seek justice for these three innocent individuals, who were all so young and full of life.

Are you coming my way? Please don't slip through my fingers you dirty little rascal! Ok it sounded really really bad hey I can't help it. Sony is now having a promotion in which a pre-order of the new Sony DSLR - α200 costs only RM1999 that comes together with the stock lens, 2gb memory stick, and of course the usual 12+6 months warranty, free servicing, tutorial classes on the usage of DSLR cameras, and a free membership to Sony.

Tempting? Yeah it really is but considering that the prices of the lenses and accessories of Sony are pretty much well, on par with the camera itself it is tempting for a beginner like me in order to learn the basics and fiddle around with the need to know stuffs before I move on to a more professional DSLR by which of course most of consider having a better camera does not make one a professional but the person taking the picture is. But really, of course having longer thicker dicks better hardware is important too.


Initially, I really did put my mind onto the Canon EOS 40D, but after much considerations and with the promotion offered by Sony, I think it would be more worth it to take up their offer since I can't exactly afford a RM5k camera and that is just the body itself. Nikon D80 was tempting too but nah....


Anyways, boring post I know but I just needed to list out the pros and cons here as I don't have a yellow legal pad to do it! But if it sparks up your interest, what do you think?

I'm still trying very hard to coax my mum to buy it for me hehe, it takes a great deal of energy of convincing to do it ok! Not everybody gets lucky to have parents that would buy them anything they desire but still I love my parents and would never trade anybody else for them.

Instead of getting all mushy mushy, so how??? Hey, help me choose and I'll throw in a few freebies for you. Maybe, free amateur cam-whore shots of yourself taken by yours truly and I'll throw in a few pictures of myself too *hint*hint*


Just promise me you won't start drooling all over it....

Yup, it rose from 0 to 2..


I had no idea it did till I scrolled down to see. All these while I thought my PR was 0, it was 2 haha! I didn't know my blog content was good enough to get a PR but hey it shows that if I can do it, so can you! Maybe from now on, I'll concentrate on bringing on good blog content that people would read instead of filling it with crap like 'some' people mentioned before haha!!

Anyways, it's a good motivation so expect better post to come..

Yup, I know it's been in the newspapers but for those of you who don't read *ahem ahem*, yeah they might be coming to town.


Here's what they said although not exactly it, they feel that Google should be based in Malaysia because the country that utilizes Google the most in South East Asia would be well, yours truly. I'm not surprised actually due to the amount of colleges, students and people with internet access is one of the most in the South East Asia region and therefore, it is understandable that they would choose Malaysia as the most probable place to dump their branch office.

Oh yeah, of course not to mention perverted people with specific interest always utilizes Google to search for *ahem* their own interesting stuffs. So hey, I might consider working Google considering it'll be a new environment here in the country and it would definitely be an interesting opportunity.

So should I? This really has me begongeld.....

I swear to you that if ever online shopping is fully utilized with the ability to lets you have a virtual feel of what you're wearing, I'm so opting for that but then again who wouldn't! With the ability to select stuffs from your comfort of your home ahhhh only the lazy (and smart) people would truly enjoy the beauty of shopping then.


But on a serious note, exactly why do people find shopping enjoyable when all it does is to lose the fat out your wallet and gaining extras on your legs, as in pain *I'm so in pain*

Not only that, the crowd and people are all siao one leh *sad to say I'm one of them*, I'm surprised none of the shopping complexes are sinking yet although it wouldn't be cool now would it. And of course shopping with your beloved bf/gf is always exciting especially when it comes to the selection of *ahem* undergarments =p


But hey, I find shopping a cool and fun thing to do when I know what I want to look for and where to find it but really guess where I've been today, first Sogo then Sungai Wang and then all the way to the other side, The Gardens Midvalley... I sometimes hate it when my parents are really in the shopping mood.


I guess my sole is aching, my legs are breaking, and I want to go stripping.......

I just need a nice long relaxing bath ok!

*Yes my rant is nonsensical, cause my legs are in pain and I write better when it's not haha*

I'm addicted to music...

Yes I am proud of myself cause I stole that line from Will.I.Am haha. I'm going through the music phase again...

I've never mentioned this before but once in a while, I listen to every single music in my h/d for well one whole round and it takes me weeks to complete it. Sometimes even months if I'm not careful and listen to the same album over and over again and yes I download songs by their albums as I'm not selective. So by now you could imagine how many thousands of albums I have *wink*wink*

Now if only I could fit all of it in my Ipod Shuffle and you'll definitely see me doing this with Backstreet Boys filling my ears:


Well, maybe not......

*I give you permission to slap me damn kao hard if you see me doing that*

Yeah you heard me right. After extensive research which costs me my valuable time of mere few seconds hours, I finally discovered the secret to gaining more visitors to your blog. The secret to gaining more visitors is to, wait for it...... getting naked and posting it on your blog! getting featured on Kenny Sia's blog!

Yes, I know you're gonna say that you know it already and bla bla bla bla bla. But seriously, how are you gonna get him to feature you onto his blog? Would you beg him like this?


Fat chance, especially when you're a guy. So really, how? Unless you're close to him you may be able to get his attention but hey if you're not, I may have some answers as to how in which it might or might not work but hey, no harm trying right... So I've devise 5 basic tryouts for you people to try and get his attention in which none of them are ranked and are based randomly.

1. Keep writing his name on your blog like you're whacked over him!
Hey, I'm serious! Just keep writing about him, how you drool over him and his gorgeous ermmm let's not go there ok. Or maybe you could try this:

"Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia, Kenny Sia"

And hey if you really felt that it was too gay, maybe you could change the name to:

"Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan, Nicole Tan"

If that fails, try method number 2

2. Funny Pictures
You know Kenny loves to make funny pictures right? Get his attention by doing it too!




Ok, this certainly does not work for me and it does make even me feel sick looking at myself doing that so let's just skip this k?

3. Propose to go on a holiday with him
Ermmmm it would sound good if you were a girl but if it's a guy then I have nothing to say. But no harm trying right? Come on, nothing wrong with holiday-ing with another guy. Hitting the oceans, surfing, climbing up mountains, visiting men with boobies the local folk, cam-whoring, enjoying the views.



But hey these are just a few of my suggestions so if you have any other ideas, by all means propose it to him and if you want to go on holidays with me, let's just say that I roll straight and do not party on the other side *wink*wink*

Still cannot? Try number 4 lor...

4. Just get to know the bugger
Lol, I didn't mean that. Honest, I swear I did not say bugger. I said fella! Ok that does not work online but hey nothing wrong meeting with him and having a nice conversation about his adventures, his ideas and thoughts, his life. Come on, he's one of the speaker for the Youth Entrepreneur Convention 08 so I bet he's bound to have great thoughts or at least I do hope so.


But hey, the fella is extremely nice and I only met him once at the Nuffnang Traffic Jam thingy and I could really tell that he's a really nice fella and his blog really does spank speak his mind.

*Or if you want to, you can give him a piece of your mind instead =p*

Last resort, number 5....

5. Spam his comments, spam his Cbox, spam his email, just spam him!
Ok this is a last resort for people who are seriously so desperate, they would kill to be reviewed by Kenny. So really if you aren't desperate, I wouldn't really recommend this. If you are, I wouldn't recommend this too unless you really wanna be branded as a 'Despo Freak Of Nature' which I'm sure none of you would love it anymore than I wouldn't.

Ok done! Try these methods and see if they work. If they don't, please do not complain to me as I really really REALLY wrote this post at 3.30am and I can't sleep so heck I just needed something to keep me busy before I bust my head on the wall!

And hey, if it does don't forget to thank me. And maybe next time, we'll go to Japan together to go visit the Host Clubs Disneyland for I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

*Pardon me for I feel crabby instead*

I had never been clueless or so confused with my decisions until now. Seriously this life-changing decision has me begongeld (a new word I created) to a point where nothing else matters. I really need your help people, I just need opinion from others before I do this.

So? Blue or Gray??

Buahahahaha!!!!! I'm just bored......

*They're exceptionally clean ok =p*

Ok that's it.. This is the last straw!


Your freaking lousy service is the suckiest of the lot and my God if there were any other broadband that was available freely throughout the country without having YOU to mopolise it, I would choose them any single time of the day over you!

Get it! Get the picture? Geeezz what's up with the bad connection. Yeah, and if I call you sucka's up, you'll just say 'server problem lah encik', or 'maintainence lah encik' or 'my sickass brother giving birth lah'.

If you want to promote gila gila, go improve your service first lah before promoting idiotic asses. Seriously, Maxis broadband is really on my mind now if only I wasn't shifting to Klang.

*Ok, rant done*

So many events coming, but super duper no money already. First there's Chinese New Year, at least I will receive a bit of angpau from there but still not much and Valentine's day. Don't get me started on the commercialism scoundrels that made this day a hard day to celebrate with your loved ones.


Sigh, sooner or later might resort to sell backside lor to survive.... Siapa mahu? I bagi discount ok?


But talk about right timing. New ads from Nuffnang coming in *finally*, so cool! For Chinese New Year ar? Not gonna give me RM50 angpau meh Boss Stewie? Maybe can offer all Nuffnangers can? Please..... *wink*wink*


Anyways, was in Midvalley when i noticed that decorations for the coming Chinese New Year is up already. Hard to believe that it's only a matter of 1-2 weeks to Chinese New Year and I haven't even done my shopping yet. Have you?


My friend is telling me that Roger Federer is losing badly now in a match, everybody has their bad days. I know I'm having mine, cause I've only got so lil cash on hand...

My offer still up, maybe give you early bird discount k?

*Fat Chance!!!*

Hurray I finally got myself a feedburner...


Yes I know you don't need a picture up above to see it. It's obvious isn't it where it is but hey, who wants to be my first?

Will you??

When the new ad came in showing a new reality show called 'Malaysian Dreamgirl' it got me thinking. Do we really need another reality show?

I always find the Japanese interesting, full of ideas and well, weird!!! Full-time weird. Not that I dislike the things that they come up with nor their innovations such as animes and harajuku clothings. Speaking about animes, who wouldn't love them? If you don't, commit sepuku now and I mean it!


But really, the things that they invent and innovate are really interesting to a point that it really does seem out of this world. For example, Host Clubs. Don't know what it is, click on the link and you'll soon find out.

Yeah, I assume you know what it is by now and it's very interesting actually. I once watched a documentary on it and you can get paid extremely high just because you're good looking. Imagine that, be good looking, drink, and entertain girls/guys all night long and you're paid a large sum of money. Now you wanna know what is even more interesting?


Recently, a new host club just opened which caters to certain types of men where they prefer 'meatier' women (I'm not making fun of it!) which I find extremely interesting and cool! And I think that only Japanese can come up with that which I truly admire their creative thinking but what can I say, I'm just a guy hehe....


Hey if you do check it out, let me know how it's like and maybe we could go together hahaha!!!

*Really, I was just kidding =p*

When we reached the photography section of our chat, this one statement hit me with a loud *BANG!!*


With a big 'huh', it hit me good and oh, real good! Seriously, there's no turning back I guess. It really does get me each time a big *bang* thing hits me in the face like a d*ck. Why must toys be so expensive, I mean for guys. Each and every single thing is so expensive, like there are expectations that all guys have big bucks and fat wads of cash in their pockets.


Might as well hand us a big banana for us to slap ourselves with every time we see a 'toy' that we really wanna buy cause you know, it's hard to even afford thinking of it..

Next time you see me, I might say 'Slap me baby cause I deserve it! Harder, HARDERRR!!!!'

*And there's nothing kinky about it..*

With everybody talking about Heath Ledger's untimely and unfortunate death at such a young age, it seems like most have already forgotten what day it is today.


So, I just wanna take this opportunity to wish all who are celebrating this grand day of celebration a wonderful and happy Thaipusam Day...

*My condolences to the family of Heath Ledger too and may you rest in peace. You have brought many contributions to the entertainment industry and you will forever be remembered always*

I so need a life!!


After a busy weekend of preparation, meeting new people, winning an Ipod Shuffle *weeeee* and trying to steal Ps2's from the winners it's back to square one again with the staying at home and doing nothing part!

Everybody's working or busy with their life's while I'm stuck at home, I WANNA GO OUT!!

Or why not this... Since we've all met new people during the Traffic Jam event why not we hold our own mini gathering to catch up and get to know each other better, what do you say people?

Hit me back ok!

*Anything to escape boredom.*

During the Youth 08 weekend, I'm sure many of you know this as my boxers did receive a lot of attention and I'm really surprised by the comments I received from the people that visited my booth pc. Not that any of them are bad and most of it is quite funny actually and here it is people! I'm gonna post it up and share it with you.





To the many of you that voted for me, thank you very much even though I didn't win haha but then again, really thank you. You people have really been supportive. and as an addition, I'll show you our Malaysian very own Slipknot!