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David's guide to being sick!

When he posted? David Cheong On 5:09 PM
Interview was not bad! In fact, it was great.

The interviewers were f*cking madhorses for shooting 100000000000000001 questions and seriously they ask till I had no brain matter left to answer. It was as if my brain melted, it oozed out of my ears, nose, mouth and even during my shitting process!

And really, I didn't shit during the entire course I was there weeeee I'm so proud of myself!

Let's hope that they don't read this blog else I'll be freaking screwed!

Anyways, guess what.

The world is filled with so many mysteries yet to be discovered. Some nice, and some freaky. Check this out:


Either my blog is perverted, or these people are freaking sickos! How the f*ck do you arrive at my blog asking the question, 'How to molest yourself?'. Even though it's just one person but you are a serious sicko dude.

Fine, you want a guide to molesting yourself? Here goes:

Step 1: Start by removing all your clothing
Step 2: Proceed to walk out of your house, to the nearest shopping complex or the busiest place you can find near your housing area
Step 3: Take your hands up and start touching yourself from top to bottom intimately.
Step 4: Start jerking yourself right in front of an old lady. If there is no old lady available, find an old man.
Step 5: Keep fingering your ass till you're darn satisfied that you no longer have to shit for the next 5 days.

Happy?

Satisfied?

Now go my young padawan, go and release your inner sickoness!

*Yes, I do not want sickos in my blog but this is ridiculous*

10 Response to "David's guide to being sick!"

  1. x Said,

    dude, i need pictorial guide :D

     

  2. David Cheong Said,

    x - You be my model???

     

  3. chingy Said,

    Pictorial guide omg!

     

  4. eh, david, wat interview u wen for exactly? to be a Gigolo or stripper?
    Lol.

     

  5. David Cheong Said,

    chingy - lol, x volunteers to be the model! hahaha

    littlepolaris - SWT!!! Business analyst post lah! You go russia your head gone case already hahaha!

     

  6. 3POINT8 Said,

    no video tutorial?

     

  7. David Cheong Said,

    3point8 - x will be the one providing the pictures, you do the video ok!

     

  8. pinksterz Said,

    hahaha because you published this i went google just now and type the keywords your blog came up with TWO results instead of the dog bathing one! LOL!

     

  9. Quickening Said,

    Wow. If you haven't practised what you've preached, how can we know your step-by-step works? :P

     

  10. David Cheong Said,

    pinksterz - no other job to do swt...

    quickening - how do you know whether I have done it before or not *wink*wink! If you want to, you can come and be my witness hahahaaha

     

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